The Change People Really Wanted....

In case you haven't guessed yet, I didn't vote for Obama. Instead of going down as a "hater", "bigot", "homophobe" and general kill joy, history will remember me as one of the legions of people who stood proudly in the corner and said "Told you so". During the campaign I pointed out several things. One of them was the fact that Obama and his ilk were hard core socialists. I pointed out that it was a bad, bad, idea to have two thirds of the government in the hands of the most left wing politicians the nation has ever seen. Most importantly, I told you not to focus on the "hot button" issues, but on what really matters, and what the government effects the most: national defense and the economy.

But oh, no...we had to make Sarah Palin's clothes, gay marriage, abortion, education, Guantanamo Bay, Iraq and a whole host of other non-issues the focus of the election. Guess what, at least a third of the soldiers in Iraq are staying there indefinitely, Guantanamo Bay is staying open for business, gays still can't get married in California, Sarah Palin still shops at Wal-mart, and abortion is still legal (has it has been through 22 years of Republican rule since Roe v. Wade in 1972).

Instead, we've got the mother of all economic disasters that threaten not only our economy, but the economy of the world. Obama's SOCIALIST (that's in caps if you don't get it yet, and yes it is a dirty word and should be to any American) polices are business as usual for the corrupt, narcissistic, tax and spend Democratic party. No hope and change here. Just the same old bs. Pay the lobbies, pay the unions, redistribute the money and watch the whole thing fall apart. If you want a glimpse into the future, just look at the past. Take a gander at Jimmy Carter and FDR.

I hope you converted all of your money into gold bricks and autographed Asylum DVDs because that's about all we are going to have. You can look forward to hearing about things like inflation, stagflation, double digit unemployment, and double dip recessions. Also, watch for the bad guys to make some serious moves, as this government is amateur hour to the highest degree. Not only are they incapable of keeping a promise or making the right move, they soon won't have the money to do anything. It's hard to fight the Chinese when you have to borrow money from them to buy the bullets to shoot them (and don't forget that the bullets are made in China anyway).

Side bar, aren't you glad we don't have a "dolt" like Sarah Palin as the VP? Can you believe that they actually vetted her before putting her on the national stage? Geeze, what we they thinking. Thank god we've got this Albert Einstein instead...



What? What the fuck is he talking about? God, that made me feel better.

Can't all of you guys who were behind Obama just get together and tell him the truth? Tell him that you weren't really interested in major policy change and that you just wanted someone "cool" for the speeches and photo ops? Tell him to talk about unicorns and rainbows and keep his mouth shut about the economy because every time he opens his mouth, the stock market looses 10%. This was a popularity contest, not a mandate for Marxism, Carterism, and Economic Stupidism.

Did you know that government spending increased under George Bush? Did you know that he added more federal regulation to the financial markets than his predecessors? So, increasing the size of the government and over regulation are the failed polices of the Bush years. How do we fix it? According to Obama and his peeps its to increase the size of government and over regulate. Say what?????

Did you ever see the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? When the heroine escapes, she finds that other family looking for a phone. She soon realizes that this other family is another part of the evil family. She's gone to get help from the very people trying to kill her. That's how I feel. We're looking to the same people who fucked it up in the first place to fix it!

Wake me up in four years. It's only been a month and I'm so pissed I can't even explain it to you. I'm like Roddy Piper in "They Live". I want to give everyone those sunglasses so you can see the creepy skeleton aliens. Actually, Nancy Pelosi and Robert Byrd look like that without the glasses...but you get the idea.